Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: JJ Handler’s Enormous Schlong

JJ Handler‘s cock is so big that you’ll be walking funny after merely viewing this post. We wish we were kidding! But, basically? JJ’s monolithic man-meat got us so freakin’ dickmatized that we had to round you all up for an emergency edition of our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series.

So gather around, gentle readers! It’s time for some dick in your face.

Honestly, what would you even do with a schlong this large? How much of it could you fit in your mouth? Do you think you could take it balls-deep inside of your ass? Do you wish you could go back to the voting booth and vote for JJ Handler as president of your butthole? Just wondering.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Southern Strokes

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