In Which I Accept That Evan Peters Is Sexy

Can I confess something? Up until a few hours ago, I had never considered Evan Peters “sexy”. He was always just there (if that makes any sense). While there’s a small chance that I would have described him as “cute”, it wasn’t very likely that I’d get excited to watch a nun spank his bare ass.

Then, of course, I saw the American Horror Story star’s photo shoot for Flaunt magazine.

Perhaps I have a sick, unexplored fetish for rats, but the picture above is really doing it for me. It’s almost as if Evan’s eye-fucking my soul with his rock hard eye-penis, and my soul is just spreading its cheeks wide and taking it like a man. UNF! This boy, this boy.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Davis Factor

Click through to see the rest of Evan’s Flaunt magazine photo shoot: