Gay Ass Gossip: Jamie Bell Got Married

ITEM - Sexy Brit actor Jamie Bell married actress Evan Rachel Wood on Tuesday. Yes, you’re probably sad but it doesn’t matter, anyways. He’s spent a couple of interviews making sure that fans know Billy Elliot was just a character that liked to dance. And not an indicator that his portrayer was going to grow up to like man ass. His new wife Wood will always be known as the chick who chewed all that scenery (badly) as vampire queen Sophie-Anne on True Blood.

They make for an attractive couple, so congrats to them both. The divorce will be sad. Considering her last boyfriend killed her off in a music video, she probably traded up.

More “Gay Ass Gossip” after the BREAK:

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ITEM – Perhaps some of you are into Justin Bieber taking you to the gun show. Frankly, I feel like this is a prop photo from an episode of Law & Order: SVU and Mariska Hargitay is outraged over it and is going to make those kiddie porn people pay!

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ITEM – Yes. That’s Harry Potter and Don Draper bathing together. These stills of Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe are from A Young Doctor’s Notebook, an upcoming BBC mini-series. Frankly, the bathtub pic is the only one giving us pleasurable pause. Besides that, everyone’s hair is REALLY greasy and Hamm’s character needs to get some sleep.