“Today I think I’m going to use this Fleshlight to fuck my shoe.” I like him already. This is Jules, he’s 21, lives in NYC and he fucks sneakers. From a clinical point of view, this is fascinating. What is it about a sneaker that would make a dude want to shove his erect cock in it? The laces? The supple leather? Canvas? The *gag* smell? The thought of having sex with one of my sneakers is repulsive to me. Christ, my foot goes in there. Nasty.
But Jules is so fresh-faced and cute with his lil’ hipster ass and seems so sincere and happy about fucking his sneaker that you can’t help but encourage him in his wacky fetish. Does the brand matter? Is a Puma a better lay than say, a New Balance? The mind boggles.