You know how to grab my attention on Manhunt? Smile in your damn profile photo! For reasons I’ll never quite understand, people are reluctant to show off their pearly whites in the world of online dating and hook-ups. Look, I can understand discretion and not wanting to show your face at all… But if you’ve made the choice to show off your mug, you might as well drop the whole “trying hard to be sexy” face and put on a happy face. It’s scientifically proven (by my dick) that smiles are significantly sexier than “trying hard to be sexy” faces.
::Steps off his big gay soapbox::
Now that we’ve addressed that important topic, welcome to this week’s round of iPhone Wars! We’ve got twenty-six happy-go-lucky fellows looking to win the “Battle of The Smiles“, and it’s up to you to choose a winner. Are you prepared for this level of responsibility? If so, click through and vote for your favorite contestant(s)!