November 13, 2012

iPhone Wars: Battle of The Smiles, A-Z

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You know how to grab my attention on Manhunt? Smile in your damn profile photo! For reasons I’ll never quite understand, people are reluctant to show off their pearly whites in the world of online dating and hook-ups. Look, I can understand discretion and not wanting to show your face at all… But if you’ve made the choice to show off your mug, you might as well drop the whole “trying hard to be sexy” face and put on a happy face. It’s scientifically proven (by my dick) that smiles are significantly sexier than “trying hard to be sexy” faces.

::Steps off his big gay soapbox::

Now that we’ve addressed that important topic, welcome to this week’s round of iPhone Wars! We’ve got twenty-six happy-go-lucky fellows looking to win the “Battle of The Smiles“, and it’s up to you to choose a winner. Are you prepared for this level of responsibility? If so, click through and vote for your favorite contestant(s)!

– Dewitt

Photos via: Guys With iPhones

Click through to see all twenty-six pics and cast your vote:

CONTESTANT A:

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CONTESTANT B:

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CONTESTANT C:

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CONTESTANT D:

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CONTESTANT E:

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CONTESTANT F:

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CONTESTANT G:

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CONTESTANT H:

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CONTESTANT I:

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CONTESTANT J:

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CONTESTANT K:

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CONTESTANT L:

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CONTESTANT M:

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CONTESTANT N:

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CONTESTANT O:

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CONTESTANT P:

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CONTESTANT Q:

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CONTESTANT R:

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CONTESTANT S:

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CONTESTANT T:

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CONTESTANT U:

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CONTESTANT V:

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CONTESTANT W:

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CONTESTANT X:

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CONTESTANT Y:

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CONTESTANT Z:

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ℜεx Gαηч♏ε∂ε. (Super Hero.) 8:01am on November 28, 2012

damn.. ..i really want to jump "L"´s bones! you might not have gotten much love with these blind cunt lickers here.. ...but i would love ya, you fine chocolate stud. you have such nice hips, too!!

  • WestAtlBear

    This was tough … I voted for those whose faces, through their smiles, would have gotten me to look at the rest of them if that wasn’t already visible in most of these shots.

  • RoadRunner86

    “K” looks damn OK!

  • eli

    I voted for W’d penis, cuase it put a smile on MY face. I know them’s not the rules, but life is too short for them rules.

  • eli

    I voted for W’d penis, cuase it put a smile on MY face. I know them’s not the rules, but life is too short for them rules.

  • eli

    I voted for W’d penis, cuase it put a smile on MY face. I know them’s not the rules, but life is too short for them rules.

  • H-Cyber

    Z is either photoshoped or his head is just damn huge. It could be the mirror’s fault though.

  • korca

    if B had turned around, he looks fiiine

  • korca

    if B had turned around, he looks fiiine

  • SlackJawSam

    C has the smile, the eye sparkle and the abs. Next time..just for giggles- blur the bodies so we can stem the homo-genous gym bunny voting. This was a smiles vote!

  • Ryann

    Z and Q are the same dude.

  • Ryann

    Z and Q are the same dude.

  • MrCellophane293

    Omg, I think you’re right! Lol!

  • MrCellophane293

    Omg, I think you’re right! Lol!

  • Justin

    Definetely a photoshop job… that head does not belong on that body.

  • Myinspiration

    WTF, They where all adorable….. Evan the guys i normally would not be attracted to..

  • Myinspiration

    WTF, They where all adorable….. Evan the guys i normally would not be attracted to..

  • Myinspiration

    WTF, They where all adorable….. Evan the guys i normally would not be attracted to..

  • Myinspiration

    WTF, They where all adorable….. Evan the guys i normally would not be attracted to..

  • Jnsnoco

    wow! These guys are so much sexier because they are smiling!

  • Jnsnoco

    wow! These guys are so much sexier because they are smiling!

  • Jnsnoco

    wow! These guys are so much sexier because they are smiling!

  • ffhgkhgk

    omg its reid!!!!!!!!!!!! lol http://theheartisking.tumblr.com/

  • I don’t know if K really has the best smile but GODDAMN IT, he’s HOT!

  • jj345

    good call!

  • Damnson

    Oh god damn ‘I.’ I just melted.

  • Joseph

    V is effing unbelievable…that’s my dream man!

  • Joseph

    V is effing unbelievable…that’s my dream man!

  • diogi

    Couldn’t agree with you more. It’s obvious people are not voting based on smiles.

  • toner40

    more than on in my mind..some nicely built MEN and smiles to match. Ones with some upper body and or chest hair tend to get my attention more. Smooth is ok but like a little hair on a man!!

  • toner40

    more than on in my mind..some nicely built MEN and smiles to match. Ones with some upper body and or chest hair tend to get my attention more. Smooth is ok but like a little hair on a man!!

  • damn.. ..i really want to jump “L”´s bones!

    you might not have gotten much love with these blind cunt lickers here..

    …but i would love ya, you fine chocolate stud.

    you have such nice hips, too!!