The Locker Room: Miles Austin

Damn you, Kim Kardashian! Is there ANY player in the NFL that you haven’t tainted with your dag-nasty, Snuffleupagus ass?!? Every time I find a PAPABALLS (NEVA4GET) pro ball player to highlight here in “Locker Room,” I inevitably find pics of him with you! Does your whore ass just hide under the bench in the locker room and grab for a cock as it goes past you? Cuz’ that’s MY job, heffa!

Anyway, here’s some sweet pics of Dallas Cowboy Miles Austin. He did a shoot for Muscle & Fitness that I’m suddenly grateful for.

- J. Harvey

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