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November 6, 2012

The Locker Room: Miles Austin

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Damn you, Kim Kardashian! Is there ANY player in the NFL that you haven’t tainted with your dag-nasty, Snuffleupagus ass?!? Every time I find a PAPABALLS (NEVA4GET) pro ball player to highlight here in “Locker Room,” I inevitably find pics of him with you! Does your whore ass just hide under the bench in the locker room and grab for a cock as it goes past you? Cuz’ that’s MY job, heffa!

Anyway, here’s some sweet pics of Dallas Cowboy Miles Austin. He did a shoot for Muscle & Fitness that I’m suddenly grateful for.

– J. Harvey

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DAK23 2:40am on November 7, 2012

That second picture after the jump, just him, that smile, and muscle shirt - *sigh* YUM!

  • Lostinmyhead

    You guys should do a locker room about Trent Dilfer even though he’s retired just for the pun.

  • blueyedudenok

    Very handsome.

  • DAK23

    That second picture after the jump, just him, that smile, and muscle shirt – *sigh* YUM!