Thank Cock It’s Friday: Conner Habib Is Everything.

Once upon a time, I wrote a post entitled “Conner Habib’s Man Royale Scene Is Everything“. It has recently come to my attention that this statement wasn’t 100% accurate. Yes, Conner Habib‘s scene for Man Royale is, in fact, one of the most jizz-inducing sights I’ve witnessed all year, but it’s so much more than that! Conner Habib, as an individual, is everything. Period.

Some of you might be skeptical of this claim. You might be thinking to yourself, “I don’t get all the hype about Conner Habib! He’s not all that and a bag of chips!”… Well, guess what? You are wrong. You’ll learn this soon enough during the great cockpocalypse of 2012, when Conner rules over every boner of the world and forces us to spit beer on his butthole.

Speaking of which, have you watched Conner’s new scene from Truck, the new original mini-series from NakedSword? It involves three of my favorite things—beer, buttholes and Conner Habib.

- Dewitt

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