It’s truth-tellin’ time. Have you ever gone to the gym for sex purposes? You’re not there to lift or do cardio. You’re there because you want to get sucked off in the sauna! Every gay guy knows there are certain gyms that are popular for non-gym reasons. Guys don’t flock to them because they have free wi-fi and there’s no wait for the elliptical machines. They go because the gym is mentioned on The Board on Manhunt or popping up in Casual Encounters ads on Craigslist. A lot.
The Frisky recently posted about the owner of a gym in Omaha, Nebraska who realized that his gym had become such a place. A member on Craigslist was hitting up his fellow members for cock-sucking sessions in the steam room. You know that guy. Some of you have been that guy! All of a sudden there’s just two of you in there on a slow Sunday afternoon and he’s really interested in your towel?
Suffice to say, the owner of Blue Moon Fitness Center wasn’t thrilled about his sauna being used as BJ Central. He has closed the saunas until further notice. This same gym owner had to close down, drain and sanitize his $28,000 hot tub last year because guys were fucking in it. We hate to break it to him. His gym is one of THOSE gyms. “Blue Moon” sounds like a sex gym, anyways. Those slutty gays are ruining everything.
We understand the impulse, though. Gyms are hot. Guys working out, getting all sweaty. Grunting as they lift. Short shorts. Glimpses of muscled bods, tight asses and big cocks in the locker room. Man, I need to get back there.
Have you hooked up at the gym? Spill it! Or do you think it’s a total travesty, and just another example of how whorish we can be?