Please don’t take this list very seriously! At some point after (somewhat accurately) picking my top ten favorite songs of the year, I found myself haphazardly copying and pasting links… Like, do I really think Christina Aguilera‘s “Your Body” is better than Grizzly Bear’s “Yet Again“? Is it entirely honest for me to omit “Call Me Maybe“? Was I too blinded by Andrew Doriane‘s sexiness to include “She’s Like Gay” or “My Leather Pipe“? Nobody knows for sure. Nobody will ever know.
If anything, consider this my last ditch effort to expand your musical horizons and/or remind you about some old favorites. It’s also a good opportunity to masturbate to this, because that’s what I’ll be doing for the next four minutes and eight seconds after I finish typing this sentence…
Click through for the 70 “best” songs I wrote about in 2012: