“Broke Dick” Is Really A Thing

Reading about what happened to mixed martial arts fighter Ryan Elbe’s cock makes me want to cradle mine and assure it that it’s safe and sound. And maybe never use it in a sexual way again. Sorry, boys!

Mr. Elbe had an unfortunate experience while fucking his girl, and ended up breaking his boner. The medical term would be “penile fracture.” The deets are pretty graphic (for the full horror – watch Ryan explain it after the jump), but this involved a trip to the ER and surgery for him. Yes, he had to undergo surgery to repair a tear in his urinary tube.

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“I came forward with, because I really want people to understand the significance of the emergency. As I Googled this online, a lot of guys actually get to the point where there is no repair because they’re embarrassed and don’t go to the emergency room right away.”

This is very important, and why I’m posting about it as well. When you have a dude bouncing on your cock, or when you’re dropping your bubble butt on a boner – BE AWARE OF WHAT YOU’RE DOING! We all get lost in the heat of trying to nut, but don’t let this happen to you! Broke dick = terrifying.

- J. Harvey

For all the gory details, Follow the JUMP: