Caption This: Lucky Charms

December 23, 2012
dewitt
Caption This
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Since his last big announcement, porn star Cody Cummings has been relatively quiet about his sexuality, but now he’s living his truth in a new statement issued by Next Door Studios:

“Christmas is all about honesty,” he states. “And I can’t lie to my fans any longer! I, Cody Cummings, experience sexual arousal from cereal. Sometimes when I’m all alone, I’ll pop a few Lucky Charms into my ass and funnel some milk into my hole. The sensation of each marshmallow melting and coating my insides turns me on more than anything else. With this in mind, I will now be adding cereal play scenes to my repertoire.”

Also? He’ll be the subject of today’s round of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Cody Cummings

Click through to see this week’s pic and last week’s winner:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

Oh, I think WE KNOW what he does, CMan65!

Si_Morley

Next you can lick my sheleighly…
go_duke_go

magically delicious!
go_duke_go

magically delicious!
Redboy70

Looks like he found the pot of gold!
Redboy70

Looks like he found the pot of gold!
Lee

“Frosted Funkin’ Chams; They’re fag-ishly delicious!”
Guest

just you wait until i add my milk
suntango

It’s important to start each day with breakfast
suntango

It’s important to start each day with breakfast
Steve Goryan

Cereal? Check! Bowl? Check! Milk? Wait, do bulls have udders?
Steve Goryan

Cereal? Check! Bowl? Check! Milk? Wait, do bulls have udders?
Niko

Mum said that when I had eaten all the cereal I would get the prize at the bottom
Marty

This is not a “caption” but I think it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s sexuality , especially since you guys are faggots. Pot,kettle? ALl these anti-bullying campaigns served no purpose it seems!

SO what if a few older gentlemen like myself enjoy COdy Cummings? I have never had sex with a man and he is my fantasy. He never goes all the way, it’s very tantalizing for us !!
don82e

oh no! he’s after my lucky charm!
twomeninflorida@yahoo.com

ok kellogg beat this!
usmcdoc31

So glad you invited me for breakfast.
http://twitter.com/MrDexB Dex Bracewell

Making fun of sexuality? In my opinion, it’s far away from making fun of sexuality. And you can fuck off if you say “faggot” like that! Troll.
bi_guy_92

Taste the rainbow
bi_guy_92

Taste the rainbow
DelSam

I think somebody already pissed in Marty’s cereal. Maybe they took a dump in his Lucky Charms.I guess I’m a little daft, but I don’t see where anyone is making fun of Cody Cummings.
James

Hearts, Stars, & Dildos. Cockrings & Blue Moons. Pots of cum & Rim Jobs, and the Red Balloons!
Frederick

Lucky Charms…(now with dingle berries).
Davo

It’s 2012. You no longer have to be that repressed. :-
Davo

It’s 2012. You no longer have to be that repressed. :-
http://www.facebook.com/Eagle.Prey William B Bush

This ass is magically delicious~!
bcboy59

So this is what happens when you catch the leprechaun.
bcboy59

So this is what happens when you catch the leprechaun.
bcboy59

So this is what happens when you catch the leprechaun.
Juice

dingle charms! they’re magically delicious!
Juice

dingle charms! they’re magically delicious!
Iwant_fun

Grain for pay
apothos

breakfast on the ‘go’
Marty

Yes they are making fun of his sexuality, the post above accuses him of being a homosexual, and we all know it’s not true. it’s a random blogger who wrote it and not Cody Himself.

Really disgraceful , this should NOT be allowed even if it is the internet. It is defamation.
http://the-tribulations-of-rex.blogspot.com/ ℜεx Gαηч♏ε∂ε. (Super Hero.)

so, dewitt..

..did i miss something?

it seems you’ve been sinking your claws into mr. cummings a little, some times during my extended absences!
http://twitter.com/MrDexB Dex Bracewell

If you don’t think this isn’t allowed on the internet, you’ve obviously forgotten that you just typed “faggot” on a gay website!
Tom

PInk hearts, blue moons, green clovers and brown starfish!
Tom

PInk hearts, blue moons, green clovers and brown starfish!
gcliff

Just add milk!
gcliff

Just add milk!
biguy.houston

I don’t care what anyone says, this is my idea of a well-balanced diet!
biguy.houston

I don’t care what anyone says, this is my idea of a well-balanced diet!
serviceman010272@yahoo.com

Mum!!!! I found the lucky trail…
House456

Pink holes, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blew diamonds and even purple whore-shoes.
mimasmoon

I found the pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow!
joshsibc

Taste me Lucky Charms…they’re magically delicious.
bstnguynow

Cody Cummings is so lame and tired, I will admit he’s a hot looking guy but there are hundreds, when he starts sucking dick and truly bottom, he’ll have my attention
it’s the same old thing with him, boring
Mike H

Now this is magically delicious!
“Insert Pseudonym Here”

“Accused” of homosexuality, why is being gay an insult?

Caption This: Lucky Charms

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