Caption This: The Baseball Bat

This guy clearly didn’t get the memo that you shouldn’t try shoving a baseball bat up your ass unless you’re a professional. Thanks to him, it’s time for another round of Caption This!

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

- Dewitt

Click through to see the full pic and last week’s winner:

THIS WEEK’S PIC:

LAST WEEK’S WINNER:

Congratulations, brian4peace! You won so hard.