Caption This
December 9, 2012

Caption This: The Fish Tank

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There is a naked man in this fish tank! I repeat, there is a naked man in this fish tank! That sounds like the perfect equation for a round of Manhunt Daily‘s Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Click through to see the past two rounds’ winners:

NOVEMBER 11 WINNER:

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Congratulations to MIGuy78! You are a Caption This champion.

DECEMBER 2 WINNER:

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Sorry boys! Commenter wins for making me think about Josh‘s furry pink hole.

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100topman 9:39pm on December 15, 2012

Just in time for The Little Mermaid remake... Flounder all grown up!!

  • dragraceforever

    drown in my eleganza!

  • brian4peace

    “….don’t ask why. Just get mom.”

  • Devadd

    Only way to prevent Merman shrinkage… Keep Wet!!!

  • Devadd

    Only way to prevent Merman shrinkage… Keep Wet!!!

  • nbiggsbttm

    anchors away

  • nbiggsbttm

    anchors away

  • nbiggsbttm

    anchors away

  • mcscub

    wanna see my starfish?

  • mcscub

    wanna see my starfish?

  • Anthony

    I may have gotten some bad weed, guys.

  • jed

    no matter where i hide i can’t escape that painting of the child with the sad eyes!

  • James

    Ariel’s back up plan for Prince Eric, if Ursula’s spell hadn’t worked.

  • James

    Ariel’s back up plan for Prince Eric, if Ursula’s spell hadn’t worked.

  • bahr10

    what happened to the fish???

  • Anonymous

    Rejected stupid dude tricks from Letterman…

  • I just showed this to my, some what elderly and straight aquaculture lecturer and he just said calmly in passing “Now you see, this is the problem with amateur fish keepers theses days. Every one knows Homo-Aquatica should always be kept in pairs” he then added after a moments thought “incidentally thats also why my wife wont let me keep jelly fish in the house any more” and just walked away. I can honestly say i haven’t laughed this hard in years!

  • Vince

    It is called a fish fetish

  • lee

    Told you I’m a tight fit…

  • lefred

    When you said you make me wet, I had something else in mind.

  • avillebttm

    That was no eel

  • apothos

    the cat pushed me

  • DaddySal

    Bob’s Ariel impression was a little, well, wet.

  • Josh

    He likes bubbles.

  • geordie52

    Dr said I had ‘crabs’ just finding them a new home

  • bradyboy

    I can’t find Nemo and this coral is a bitch on the ass!

  • bradyboy

    I can’t find Nemo and this coral is a bitch on the ass!

  • Collegeboi594

    Human Tea Bag

  • Brady

    I was curious. Some kid in school kept talking about loving the feel of big hard rocks on his ass…

  • Gray

    Told him to take out flood insurance before Hurricane Sandy hit…..

  • Gray

    Told him to take out flood insurance before Hurricane Sandy hit…..

  • Gray

    People who live in glass houses shouldnt talk smack.

  • Gray

    People who live in glass houses shouldnt talk smack.

  • Gray

    People who live in glass houses shouldnt talk smack.

  • AaronS

    The only place to hide from the pussy is with the fish!

  • Anonymous

    *singing* UNDER THE SEA!!!! Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from MEEE!!!!

  • killgor18

    Twink Tank

  • killgor18

    you made me so hot, I needed a quick dip

  • killgor18

    You make me wet

  • Dennis

    You don’t put the frog back in the tank after you kiss it! ! !

  • MIGuy78

    Cloning your ex: You’re doing it wrong.

  • Emmdee

    Mom, I think there’s something wrong with my “Elf on a Shelf”!

  • WVU Dude

    I don’t have a caption, just gotta say, best caption this ever!!!! Funniest frickin picture and great captions! Love the “Elf on the shelf” one and the one fella’s anecdote. Terrific!!!!!

  • eye812

    Watersports; You’re doing it wrong.

  • eye812

    He’s a navy man , so i told him to go pound water up his ass

  • eye812

    Quick hide in here no one will ever think to look for you in here

  • eye812

    Stupid Queen! wants his junk to smell like fish

  • eye812

    Sperm Bank : Did someone deposit seaman

  • eye812

    Sperm Bank : Did someone deposit seaman

  • eye812

    Good Lord! it’s a wet willie

  • pitchblack

    Playing hide and go seek. Didn’t realize no one is here to find me !

  • dubes

    David Blaine’s gay cousin, Deshaun, doesn’t draw quite the same crowd.

  • 100topman

    Just in time for The Little Mermaid remake… Flounder all grown up!!

  • 100topman

    Just in time for The Little Mermaid remake… Flounder all grown up!!

  • 100topman

    Just in time for The Little Mermaid remake… Flounder all grown up!!