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December 10, 2012

Celebrity Skin: Patrick Warburton’s Dick

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You know him as Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement, David Puddy from Seinfeld or the voice of Joe Swanson on Family Guy… But do you know what his penis looks like? Beefy, hirsute actor Patrick Warburton bared all in the 2005 film The Civilization of Maxwell Bright, just a few years after showing butt in the 2002 comedy Big Trouble.

Even if his dick weren’t a nice size (and surrounded by a nice thick bush), I’d blow Warburton just to hear him talk dirty in his all-too-distinct voice. Does anyone else get the impression that he’d be very verbal in bed? Maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.

– Dewitt

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Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

Patrick Warburton naked, nude, hairy chest, bulge, dick, cock, penis, full-frontal nudity, speedo, butt, ass

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crushme 9:33pm on December 25, 2014

Doggy? Oh no. That man's all face-to-face lovin. Looking deeply into those eyes, running my fingers through his matted chest hair as he works up a sweat, with a bead that drips off the end of his nose and onto my lips - offering a salty taste of his labor before he leans in to kiss me as he's about to climax (which causes me to climax)... Oh yes. That's the REAL sex, kids. Fuck.

  • terrymck

    That’s quite a flopper. Bet it’s impressive hard.

  • terrymck

    That’s quite a flopper. Bet it’s impressive hard.

  • TommyTrojan

    Wow, nice thick bush indeed! I’m also digging that salt-and-pepper chest hair in the boxers pics. Total DILF material! (Or DIL to F me, in my case)

  • Anonymous

    Your case is my case too, for the record.

  • pa1965

    Wow! 6’3”, hairy chest, seductive voice, and hung like a horse – I’m in love.

  • parker60

    a man’s man – he looks terrific !

  • Anne Noise

    Oh wow, what a great find. He is unbelievably gorgeous, such a stud.

  • bostonoralcub

    I always had a sweet spot for him in his “Puddy” persona – if Elaine didn’t always seem to want him, too bad for her – I would have been glad to have him. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, lol.

  • Chasm

    I remember first seeing Warburton play a gay bodyguard in a Jamie Lee Curtis show called “Anything But Love” back in the 1990’s. He thought Richard Lewis was gay and tried to make a pass at him wearing a towel. He was so hot and incredibly funny. He also does voice work on Adult Swim’s “The Venture Brothers.”

  • Ah yes.. my intuition was right, perfect size!

  • Ah yes.. my intuition was right, perfect size!

  • Anonymous

    I’ll get in line behind you guys!!

  • domtoppapi

    pardon me…now i must go put my eyes out…

  • domtoppapi

    pardon me…now i must go put my eyes out…

  • I always liked him as Kronk in the Emperor’s New Groove. But I’ll take him as just plain Patrick Warburton. Naked. Outside. On the car. Nao.

  • jnsnoco

    wow that is one nice bushy crotch and he does have some bounce to his step;) definitely a show-er!!!

  • jnsnoco

    wow that is one nice bushy crotch and he does have some bounce to his step;) definitely a show-er!!!

  • jnsnoco

    wow that is one nice bushy crotch and he does have some bounce to his step;) definitely a show-er!!!

  • jnsnoco

    wow that is one nice bushy crotch and he does have some bounce to his step;) definitely a show-er!!!

  • jnsnoco

    wow that is one nice bushy crotch and he does have some bounce to his step;) definitely a show-er!!!

  • blkoralbtm

    I agree it would be worth it just to hear him tell you what to do. That voice does enough for me.

  • blkoralbtm

    I agree it would be worth it just to hear him tell you what to do. That voice does enough for me.

  • blkoralbtm

    I agree it would be worth it just to hear him tell you what to do. That voice does enough for me.

  • apothos

    nice

  • boredat2am

    I’ll get in line WITH you guys ;). This guy is hot! Who knew Joe Swanson was a looker?!

  • Anonymous

    Thank you for this. I’ve had a huge crush ever since Seinfeld. I love that deep voice and hairy chest (especially nice back in the 90’s when it seemed like everyone shaved)

  • i wouldn’t mind it terribly if mr. warburton sexually harasses me.

    i think i’d turn into putty after hearing him say something ridiculously lewd to me.

    then i’d pounce on patrick.. ..and dare him to back up his smack talk.

  • hairbywill

    i would drink his bath water

  • Nearly Normal Jimmy

    who knew?? thought he’d be hung like a hamster!

  • Adrian Craig

    I loved him in Designing Women ..I would definitely tap that ass!

  • Dogty

    I need him to doggy me

  • pisellone1

    GOD HE IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I want U!!!!!!Only good thing about “rules of engagement”,stupid sitcom,Patrick is the only thing thats worth anything in this show..David Spade,bet he beats off every 10 minutes,big old nasty queen ur,hahahaha….

  • Neptune’s Beard

    If anybody’s out there: the animated gif of Patrick Warburton running nude from The Civilization of Maxwell Bright is missing at the bottom of this page. I come back here often to worship at this tiny altar, and hoped someone might find the missing grail.

  • HonoluluJoe

    Just saw him on Designing Women and wondered if there were cock shots of him. NICE★

  • Patricks Dic

    Yeh id let him fart on my face or piss on me but drink all that stink of him id worship the ground he walked on

  • Patrcks Dic

    If I was Audrey and her sister I would suck him off on the spot because that was his intensions and id bet when there licking his Speedos like a dog hed be like ‘OH YEH’

  • crushme

    Doggy? Oh no. That man’s all face-to-face lovin. Looking deeply into those eyes, running my fingers through his matted chest hair as he works up a sweat, with a bead that drips off the end of his nose and onto my lips – offering a salty taste of his labor before he leans in to kiss me as he’s about to climax (which causes me to climax)… Oh yes. That’s the REAL sex, kids. Fuck.