Celebrity Skin: The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2012

It’s the beginning of December, and you know what that means! Bloggers everywhere will be compiling their year-end lists, even though the year isn’t technically over. Given these circumstances, we’ll be following suit and kicking things off with the ten most popular Celebrity Skin entries of 2012.

(See last year’s list here.)

Which famous actor had you wanking the most? Was it bootylicious Magic Mike star Matt Bomer? Handsome hunk Daniel Craig? Academy Award winner Jean Dujardin in a gay-for-pay sex scene? Chris Noth, making up for the fact that he came in second place last year? Abraham Lincoln (or at least the man playing him on the silver screen)?

The wait is over! With one simple click, you can find out the answer…

- Dewitt

Click through to see this year’s most popular naked celebs:

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10. CRAIG PARKER:

We wrote: “Big effin’ kudos to the people behind Spartacus: Vengeance for making a gladiator show with cocks. Wasn’t everyone fighting naked back then? Or at the very least with no pants on. Remember Gladiator with Russell Crowe? That bitch almost had a three piece suit on. This was ancient times! All the guys were fucking each other and wearing very little clothing. Finally someone got it right.”

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9. JASON BIGGS:

We wrote: “Mainstream film cock! I wouldn’t have shat all over American Reunion if I knew that actor (and pie rape victim) Jason Biggs was showing off his schlong in the flick! Biggs is a good sport when it comes to droping trou, and he trumped all past appearances with this shot. His character tries to hide his dick behind the lid of a pan except he forgets it’s see-through. Oops.”

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8. GERARD BUTLER:

We wrote: “Today I learned Gerard Butler is no Michael Fassbender, and I’m okay with that. The Scottish actor briefly flashed dick in his 1997 film debut Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown, as he ran into the water with his costar Billy Connolly. Fun fact! The water was freezing cold when they filmed this scene, and Gerard developed hypothermia shortly after.”

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7. MATT BOMER:

We wrote: “We interrupt your National Coming Out Day festivities for an important update about Matt Bomer‘s butt cheeks. The actor, along with fellow stars like Matthew McConaughey, showed them off in the Channing Tatum stripper flick Magic Mike, and our bodies will never be the same after seeing the screen-caps… Can you believe that some lucky dude gets to stick his face in that smooth, round rump?”

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6. SCOTT CAAN:

We wrote: “Caan hasn’t shown much skin below the waist since around 1999-2000 (unless you count the oh-so-famous scrotum slip a few years back). We’re okay with this, as long as he keeps taking off his shirt and showing off that gloriously hairy chest… But we wouldn’t argue if he took off his pants too.”

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5. CHRIS MESSINA:

We wrote: “Chris Messina—who you may recognize from The Mindy Project, Damages or The Newsroom—bared all in the new film 28 Hotel Rooms. His dick looks very friendly. I’m not 100% sure what I mean by that, but when I gaze upon his flaccid lil buddy, I can’t help but think ’Gee, I’d really like to get to know you and bury my nose in the hair above you!’ <— For the record, I’d just be talking to his dick. Not him. As you know, I have a thing for speaking to celebrities’ body parts.”

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4. JEAN DUJARDIN:

We wrote: “Today I learned about a movie where Jean Dujardin gets fucked up the ass. Shortly after filming The Artist, the oh-so-dreamy Academy Award winner appeared in Les infidèles, a French comedy that caused quite a controversy (and buzz) with its racy posters… Though it was widely known that Dujardin appeared nude in several sex scenes with his costar Gilles Lellouche, there was less discussion about the sex scene the two actors shared together.”

BONUS: Jean Dujardin’s butt in OSS 117: Lost In Rio, which was coincidentally right behind this as the fifth most popular Celebrity Skin post of 2012.

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3. JOE MANGANIELLO:

We wrote: “Did anyone else laugh out loud during Joe Manganiello‘s werewolf sex scene on last night’s episode of True Blood? Don’t get me wrong! The scene put the “sex” in sex scene. I was sitting on my couch with a raging erection watching JoMang (don’t judge me for that abbreviation) show off his muscular buns as he fucked the bajeezus out of that chick from his pack… Then, when he threw her across the room? Aside from snorting so hard that my neighbors could hear, I practically jumped out of my seat in excitement. ’Holy balls! Holy balls!’ I said to myself. ’They might have just shown Joe Manganiello’s PENIS on TV!!!’”

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2. DANIEL CRAIG:

We wrote: “Nope, you didn’t read that wrong! You’re about to see James Bonds‘ cock. Back in 2000, actor Daniel Craig did a nude scene for the film Some Voices, and I don’t exaggerate when I say that you see everything. Front and back. Dick and ass. The whole shebang.”

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1. MICHAEL FASSBENDER (DUH):

We wrote: “Speaking of George Clooney wishing he could ride Michael Fassbender‘s dick, here is a post about Michael Fassbender’s dick. Sort of! In these stills from Shame—courtesy of our pals at OMG Blog—you can see a nice silhouette of the star’s shaft, as well as a giant blurry blob where his genitals should be.”

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HONORABLE MENTION:

Tom Hardy and Mark Ruffalo‘s Celebrity Skin posts each made the top ten, though they were omitted for not occurring in the year 2012. The Shameless cast also popped in right behind Chris Messina. Technically, they should have been number six, but I opted to focus on individual celebrities for this countdown.

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PREVIOUSLY…

• Celebrity Skin: The Best Naked Male Celebs of 2011
• Popular Demand: The Top 100 Posts of 2011