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December 10, 2012

Coming Distractions: Mark Wahlberg In “Pain & Gain”

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Promise? Mark Wahlberg is a fucking hot quandry on two legs for me. He comes off as just an immense dick, but he’s so HAWT. Ugh, it’s the Tim Tebow conundrum. Your penis is a betrayer! Marky Mark and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson are two idiot bodybuilders (girl, it’s typecastin’!) who bungle a kidnap plot with deadly consequences in Pain & Gain. It’s directed by Michael Bay so you know it’s going to be a subtle examination of their emotional landscape. The intriguing thing about this movie is that all of the paparazzi snaps from the set have finished Mark showing BODY in his very tight skivvies or tank tops.  I thought I’d round up all the pics of that I could find for you lads.

The poster hints at dick, but that’s probably the extent of any homoerotic interaction between these two bohunks. The “Pain” should be from “The Rock” sticking his cock in Mark’s flesh sock. But Hollywood hates anything good. Dicks.

– J. Harvey

More shots from the set of Pain & Gain after the BREAK:

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Damon8 9:20pm on December 17, 2012

Check out the movie "Fear" from 1996...that's when Marky-Mark was at his finest!

  • RoadRunner86

    Maybe its me, but I thought he was hotter when he was leaner…perhaps he’s enjoyed too many Wahlburgers lately…..

  • RoadRunner86

    Maybe its me, but I thought he was hotter when he was leaner…perhaps he’s enjoyed too many Wahlburgers lately…..

  • RoadRunner86

    Maybe its me, but I thought he was hotter when he was leaner…perhaps he’s enjoyed too many Wahlburgers lately…..

  • RedRover

    Yeah…he’s a little heavier…but he is over 40. BTW…he is still so hot!!!

  • RedRover

    Yeah…he’s a little heavier…but he is over 40. BTW…he is still so hot!!!

  • James

    He’s hot, but I would take The Rock if I had to choose. Have you seen Dwayne’s ass or the way he moves his tongue? Plus he comes off nicer than Wahlberg, and smarter too. Still wouldn’t kick either out of bed.

  • James

    He’s hot, but I would take The Rock if I had to choose. Have you seen Dwayne’s ass or the way he moves his tongue? Plus he comes off nicer than Wahlberg, and smarter too. Still wouldn’t kick either out of bed.

  • Scott

    He gained a lot of weight to play the part. I read an interview where he said he was eating a dozen times a day and taking protein shakes like crazy.

  • Scott

    He gained a lot of weight to play the part. I read an interview where he said he was eating a dozen times a day and taking protein shakes like crazy.

  • DRB

    Hot. I love a solid bottom. You don’t have to have sub 10% body fat, but just you can just grab someone or have them straddle and just know its muscle

  • DRB

    Hot. I love a solid bottom. You don’t have to have sub 10% body fat, but just you can just grab someone or have them straddle and just know its muscle

  • DRB

    Hot. I love a solid bottom. You don’t have to have sub 10% body fat, but just you can just grab someone or have them straddle and just know its muscle

  • DRB

    Hot. I love a solid bottom. You don’t have to have sub 10% body fat, but just you can just grab someone or have them straddle and just know its muscle

  • I’d hit it twice!

  • I’d hit it twice!

  • I love your take on the poster…it hints at dick.
    Indeed.

  • RobertK

    I’m sure I’m alone on this, but I prefer Donnie Wahlberg.

  • Damon8

    I agree. He was hot back when he was known as Marky-Mark. Check out the movie “Fear” from 1996. He’s at his prime in that film (and it’s a great movie, too)!

  • Damon8

    I agree. He was hot back when he was known as Marky-Mark. Check out the movie “Fear” from 1996. He’s at his prime in that film (and it’s a great movie, too)!

  • Damon8

    I agree. He was hot back when he was known as Marky-Mark. Check out the movie “Fear” from 1996. He’s at his prime in that film (and it’s a great movie, too)!

  • Damon8

    Check out the movie “Fear” from 1996…that’s when Marky-Mark was at his finest!

  • Damon8

    Check out the movie “Fear” from 1996…that’s when Marky-Mark was at his finest!

  • Damon8

    Check out the movie “Fear” from 1996…that’s when Marky-Mark was at his finest!