Gay Ass Gossip: Justin Theroux Likes Jorts

ITEM - Actor/screenwriter/pube model Justin Theroux is ringing in the New Year in Cabo San Lucas with fiancee Jennifer Aniston, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, and Jimmy Kimmel and his date. Yeah, I don’t have two shits to give about it either. EXCEPT I wanted to show you that Justin’s bod is lean n’ mean and looks really good in his raggedy hipster jorts. No wonder why Rachel Green is bouncing on that.

- J. Harvey (via DListed)

For another shot of Justin Theroux on his topless vacation, Follow the JUMP:

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ITEM – Blunt enthusiast & male supermodel Benjamin Godfre (that guy likes his herb) launched his new website by posing for some hot pics with Big Brother 5 contestant Will Wikle. You can check out the rest over at The Sword. He’s not posing with boyfriend Simon Dexter cuz’ that’s over.

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Item – Ex-NFL crazy Chad Johnson HAD a sex tape on the Internet, but it’s been pulled due to his legal team sending cease and desist letters to 2 different websites that were hosting it. He claims that it was hacked from his cellphone, which is a likely story. Celebs leak these things to advance their careers. It’s not like it doesn’t work – look at the Kardashians. The question here is – what does the dick look like? See below.