Towels are the unifying theme in today’s round of iPhone Wars. On their own, these fluffy pieces of cloth might not seem so exciting, but their appeal increases greatly when they’re wrapped around the waist of a sexy gentleman… But who’s the sexiest of them all!?!?
That’s for you to decide.
While you’re up to that, we’ll be investigating whether Contestant Z is, in fact, the man known as Santa Claus. We could totally see him ho-ho-holding some guy down in the locker room shower and putting some joy in his world. Just sayin’.