Help! With less than a week before Christmas, I can’t decide which list Chris Rockway and Robert Craig belong on. There’s a “nice” sweetness to the opening section of this trailer for Randy Blue, but then things get very “naughty” toward the end of the clip… But maybe it’s a nice kind of naughty? I’m not sure.
You see, a few of my most loyal elves kept me up all night, so I’m not thinking straight at the moment. I mean, golly gee, those little buggers are a horny bunch! They can’t get enough of my beard tickling their smooth, oh-so-tight holes, and they love it when I ram them with my thick, hairy magical cock. I shot somewhere around fifteen loads last night making sure each and every one of them were satisfied. It’s hard work, but you’re talking to a man who flies around the world in one night. Fifteen loads isn’t even close to my personal record.
Wait, what were we supposed to be talking about? I got too distracted thinking of the way Hermey milks my rod with his ass muscles. He’s running a successful dental office here at the North Pole, but he always comes running back for some daddy love…
Oh yeah! Now I remember. We were supposed to be talking about Chris Rockway and Robert Craig. Did you watch the trailer yet? Do you have any answers? Keep in mind that I’m a busy man, so let me know what you think as soon as possible. There are a lot of toys to make before December 25, and everyone knows a randy elf isn’t a productive one. I’ve got a few workshop employees waiting in line to sit on my lap… Hmm, maybe I’ll check back here tomorrow morning for your answers? That might be best.