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December 19, 2012

Naughty or Nice: Chris Rockway & Robert Craig

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Help! With less than a week before Christmas, I can’t decide which list Chris Rockway and Robert Craig belong on. There’s a “nice” sweetness to the opening section of this trailer for Randy Blue, but then things get very “naughty” toward the end of the clip… But maybe it’s a nice kind of naughty? I’m not sure.

You see, a few of my most loyal elves kept me up all night, so I’m not thinking straight at the moment. I mean, golly gee, those little buggers are a horny bunch! They can’t get enough of my beard tickling their smooth, oh-so-tight holes, and they love it when I ram them with my thick, hairy magical cock. I shot somewhere around fifteen loads last night making sure each and every one of them were satisfied. It’s hard work, but you’re talking to a man who flies around the world in one night. Fifteen loads isn’t even close to my personal record.

Wait, what were we supposed to be talking about? I got too distracted thinking of the way Hermey milks my rod with his ass muscles. He’s running a successful dental office here at the North Pole, but he always comes running back for some daddy love…

Oh yeah! Now I remember. We were supposed to be talking about Chris Rockway and Robert Craig. Did you watch the trailer yet? Do you have any answers? Keep in mind that I’m a busy man, so let me know what you think as soon as possible. There are a lot of toys to make before December 25, and everyone knows a randy elf isn’t a productive one. I’ve got a few workshop employees waiting in line to sit on my lap… Hmm, maybe I’ll check back here tomorrow morning for your answers? That might be best.

Merry Christmas, you beautiful cum whores!

– Santa Claus (aka Contestant Z)

Photo credit: Randy Blue

Click through to see Chris and Robert in action:

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

Robert Craig bottoms for Chris Rockway

See more of Chris and Robert at Randy Blue!


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AirWarrior 10:58pm on December 20, 2012

Their Naughty IS Nice, for us!

  • hj

    I don’t understand the question to be honest…What do you want to know ?:s
    We are on a gay porn blog and these guys are having sex…

  • hj

    I don’t understand the question to be honest…What do you want to know ?:s
    We are on a gay porn blog and these guys are having sex…

  • TommyTrojan

    I like that they’re beefier guys and I like that there’s a man of color. But something about all that shiny, waxed skin is a little off-putting. They don’t have to be sasquatches but these guys look a little too…clinical?

  • TommyTrojan

    I like that they’re beefier guys and I like that there’s a man of color. But something about all that shiny, waxed skin is a little off-putting. They don’t have to be sasquatches but these guys look a little too…clinical?

  • TommyTrojan

    I like that they’re beefier guys and I like that there’s a man of color. But something about all that shiny, waxed skin is a little off-putting. They don’t have to be sasquatches but these guys look a little too…clinical?

  • TommyTrojan

    I like that they’re beefier guys and I like that there’s a man of color. But something about all that shiny, waxed skin is a little off-putting. They don’t have to be sasquatches but these guys look a little too…clinical?

  • devilsgrin

    its Randy Blue… its what you get…

  • Dear Santa,
    Please put these sexy gentlemen on your NICE list because they are bringing joy to many a gay boy (and no doubt quite a few str8 gals…some bi guys…and probably some “str8” dudes). Their act of selfless giving and sharing earns them a place on that prestigious list. Even though I’m on the “very naughty” list, could I ask you just drop Chris Rockway at my house for some naughty fun?

    Thanks big daddy!

    PS…tell me more of your magical cock please

  • AirWarrior

    Their Naughty IS Nice, for us!