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December 4, 2012

The Locker Room: CJ Wilson

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An interesting fact about sexy Los Angeles Angels pitcher CJ Wilson is that he’s straight-edge. This means he abstains from alcohol and drugs. You never have to worry about him throwing up in your car or stealing your shit to afford pharmaceuticals (it happens). The bad thing? Straight-edge in some circles also means that you abstain from casual sex. Dark-sided! How can you not sample what’s out there on a regular basis when you look like that? It’s like having a gun and not shooting that zombie in the head that’s shambling after you. I was never one for a metaphor or simile. CJ Wilson is sexy as hell, and I could care less that his physique either got more cut or softened up (I’m talking about the shirtless pics in the accompanying series). Sometimes you might have a bad season and take to the couch with Doritos. He can whip it back into shape if he needs, too. It can also be a bad camera angle. Whatever, I want it on top of me.

– J. Harvey

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Danieltink 12:13am on December 6, 2012

he does pitch for the Angels and who cares if he has a little extra! Something to hold on to!! BTW A VERY nice guy!!

  • jd

    hot.hot.hot. Love the dusting or fur. HOT.

  • jd

    hot.hot.hot. Love the dusting or fur. HOT.

  • jd

    hot.hot.hot. Love the dusting or fur. HOT.

  • redboy70

    Bad photos. He’s a great looking guy but THOSE JEANS!

  • TommyTrojan

    Didn’t even notice the jeans as I was too distracted by his bare feetsies. But now that you mention them? Blech!

  • Patrick

    Definitley hot

  • Patrick

    Definitley hot

  • Patrick

    Definitley hot

  • Fender

    Got fat. No thanks.

  • Fender

    Got fat. No thanks.

  • Chunky maybe, but not fat! Look at my pics if you wanna see fat! Get off his back! LOL!

  • Jester

    Why is he wearing a Texas Rangers hat if he pitches for the LA dodgers- as you claim?

  • Jester

    Why is he wearing a Texas Rangers hat if he pitches for the LA dodgers- as you claim?

  • Jester

    Why is he wearing a Texas Rangers hat if he pitches for the LA dodgers- as you claim?

  • Jester

    Why is he wearing a Texas Rangers hat if he pitches for the LA dodgers- as you claim?

  • Jester

    Why is he wearing a Texas Rangers hat if he pitches for the LA dodgers- as you claim?

  • Is it just my imagination or is he begging me to come and get it in the cheesy hotel photo where he looks fucking delicious? I’ll help him trim off that straight-edge crazyness.

  • Regal

    It actually says he pitches for the Angels, which is true. He used to play for the Rangers.

  • Danieltink

    he does pitch for the Angels and who cares if he has a little extra! Something to hold on to!! BTW A VERY nice guy!!