The Locker Room: CJ Wilson

An interesting fact about sexy Los Angeles Angels pitcher CJ Wilson is that he’s straight-edge. This means he abstains from alcohol and drugs. You never have to worry about him throwing up in your car or stealing your shit to afford pharmaceuticals (it happens). The bad thing? Straight-edge in some circles also means that you abstain from casual sex. Dark-sided! How can you not sample what’s out there on a regular basis when you look like that? It’s like having a gun and not shooting that zombie in the head that’s shambling after you. I was never one for a metaphor or simile. CJ Wilson is sexy as hell, and I could care less that his physique either got more cut or softened up (I’m talking about the shirtless pics in the accompanying series). Sometimes you might have a bad season and take to the couch with Doritos. He can whip it back into shape if he needs, too. It can also be a bad camera angle. Whatever, I want it on top of me.

- J. Harvey

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