Here is a list of things I would do with blond-haired Bel Ami model Kevin Warhol, if he weren’t so beautiful that he could play a body double for Zac Efron in an XXX parody of High School Musical.
• Include him, alongside Brayden Forrester and Marcus Ruhl, as a last-minute nominee for our Butthole of The Year award. Write a detailed post about how there’s nothing I love more than a young, eager hole surrounded by a light ring of fur.
• Hope that he’s flattered enough to make out with me. This obviously would never happen, but this is a fantasy, you guys! Suspend your disbelief and allow me to imagine a world where this kid would sleep with a pathetic fucker like me.
• Suck on his neck, lick his ears, explore every inch of his mostly-smooth body. Spread his legs wide. Start teasing his taint, move up to his balls and take his rock hard cock in my mouth. Play with his foreskin. Deepthroat his cock until there are tears in my eyes. Get his shaft nice and wet, then stroke him while I work his hole with my tongue. Finger fuck him. Rim him. Finger fuck him some more. Rim him some more.
• Once he’s loosened up and ready to go, slip on a rubber, put him on his back and slowly ease my way into his ass. Get myself in balls-deep and give him a good, long kiss. Pull back up, suck on his toes while I drill his ass.
• Get him in the doggy-style position. Now that he’s used to my cock, I can give it to him nice and hard… Pull his hair while I’m pounding him. Make him moan and squirm. Pull out, lay down on the bed and let him climb on top. Make him ride me until he cums. As soon as he’s coming down from his orgasm, get my dick out, make him open his mouth wide and shoot on his pretty little face. Lick it off and kiss him.
• Take a shower together, then head back to the bedroom and have him suck me off until I’m ready for round two.
But that’s just me! What would you do with Kevin Warhol?