Here is a list of things I would do with boyish-faced Woody Fox, if there were a Christmas miracle and he somehow wound up on the front stoop of my house with a giant box of condoms and an economy-sized bottle of lube.
• Start making out with him. Run my fingers through his beautiful hair, pull his head back and suck gently on his neck. Move down to his armpits. Lick ‘em like there’s no tomorrow.
• Realize that we both want to top. Rather than compromise, we’d grab our phones, type “m.manhunt.net” into our browsers—wink wink—and conveniently discover that there’s a horny bottom twink a few blocks away.
• Sixty-nine until our bottom boy shows up. Once he’s there, rip his clothes off and push him down on his knees. Fuck his face and make him take us all the way down to our pubes, ’til his eyes are watering. Play with his hole and smack his ass.
• Take turns between eating the twink’s ass and fucking his face. Finger him, tap his hole, massage his inner thighs and make him literally beg for us to fuck him. Slip a condom on and start doing him doggystyle. Show no mercy.
• After alternating and doing him in a several positions, let Woody take his ass while I jerk off onto his face. Spray him with a big load while he’s still getting fucked. Kiss the cute little fucker and talk dirty until Woody makes him blow and follows it up with his own huge blast.