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December 20, 2012

Who Would You Rather?: Chris Pratt Edition

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.

Perhaps you saw the clip of Chris Pratt on Conan, posing in his boxer-briefs and showing off how ripped he got for his role as a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty. It was a weird moment for me because my first reaction was “Whoa, hot!”… Then I realized that I would have said the same thing even if he were thirty to sixty pounds heavier.

For me, practically naked Chris Pratt is always going to be appealing.

But what do you think? If you had to choose—like, the fate of the world depended on it—which version of Chris Pratt would you be most likely to have a ton of gay sex with? Please describe in graphic detail what you would or would not do to his butthole.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Jill Greenberg

Click through to see all versions of Chris Pratt and cast your vote:

HOT CHRIS PRATT:

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.

STANDARD CHRIS PRATT:

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.

CHUB CHRIS PRATT:

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.

TWINK-TWUNK-JOCK CHRIS PRATT:

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.

BABY BUMP CHRIS PRATT:

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.

FAKE GAY PORN STAR CHRIS PRATT:

Chris Pratt is the sexy subject of a gay who would you rather poll.


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bmw 9:59pm on September 25, 2014

omg the last one is too hot !!!

  • JStarr91

    Why isn’t there an all button?!?! *le cry* :'(

  • JStarr91

    Why isn’t there an all button?!?! *le cry* :'(

  • AZComicGeek

    Standard is hot!, Muscles are nice but I like more meat on my bone.

  • ThatGuywithaBeardNextDoor

    I agree ANY Chris Pratt is a hot Chris Pratt.

  • jd

    man is HOT.

  • jd

    man is HOT.

  • HD

    Standard Chris got me hard so that one for the win!

  • i would’ve chose “hot” pratt, if this edition has “standard” pratt’s face — i just got this thing about a dude’s having a sufficient amount of fat in his face, to make it not look so severe.

    so..
    ..i picked the standard edition.
    somewhat begrudgingly.

  • rob

    what the hell? when did chris pratt get buff?

  • rob

    what the hell? when did chris pratt get buff?

  • rob

    what the hell? when did chris pratt get buff?

  • Paul Modibe

    Just sit on my face and I will die an happy licker

  • bmw

    omg the last one is too hot !!!