Perhaps you saw the clip of Chris Pratt on Conan, posing in his boxer-briefs and showing off how ripped he got for his role as a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty. It was a weird moment for me because my first reaction was “Whoa, hot!”… Then I realized that I would have said the same thing even if he were thirty to sixty pounds heavier.
For me, practically naked Chris Pratt is always going to be appealing.
But what do you think? If you had to choose—like, the fate of the world depended on it—which version of Chris Pratt would you be most likely to have a ton of gay sex with? Please describe in graphic detail what you would or would not do to his butthole.
Photo credit: Jill Greenberg
Click through to see all versions of Chris Pratt and cast your vote:
HOT CHRIS PRATT:
STANDARD CHRIS PRATT:
CHUB CHRIS PRATT:
TWINK-TWUNK-JOCK CHRIS PRATT:
BABY BUMP CHRIS PRATT:
FAKE GAY PORN STAR CHRIS PRATT: