Why So Sexy And Leather Daddy-ish, Hugh Jackman?

Wolverine was interviewed by 60 Minutes on Sunday, and he spoke about his family, his upbringing Down Under, and his upcoming role in the highly anticipated Les Miserables.

Can I interrupt (myself) here for a quick sec? That Les Miserables business is llloonnngggg. I had to watch a production of that which was basically one step up from community theater. And there wasn’t a noose or a gas can with lighter to be found. And I know my husband is going to want to go to the theater and watch Anne Hathaway go for the Oscar with the raggedy hair and the having a dream. Ugh.

Back. So Hugh Jackman is filming the Wolverine sequel right now, which is called THE Wolverine. They got crafty there. And he looks like the guy who runs the fisting booth at your local leather bar! It’s a hot look, all gnarly and jacked. He looks like he used to be an actual animal that took human form. What I’m trying to say is that I want to get mouth-raped by Hugh Jackman, and I hope he ends my mouth-rape by violating every other one of my orifices. Well, the remaining one.

- J. Harvey

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