Would You Hit That?: Balding Mark Ruffalo

Next year, the 45 year-old sex god known as Mark Ruffalo will be starring alongside Steve Carell and Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher, a film with a plot so depressing that I don’t feel like telling you about it. This is what the make-up artists did to Mark’s beautiful head.

Some cruel human beings on the Internet have suggested that the new look is not “appealing”. As someone who loves every inch of Mark’s soul—not just his debilitatingly beautiful hairy body—I have to disagree with every inch of my… Um, soul.

On the other hand, what’s so unappealing about this? The fact that they made him a little bald? Ugh, whatever! He’s rocking a full beard and wearing a fucking singlet! This is like my wet dream come true, except in my dream, there’s a hole torn in the back of the singlet and my dick’s up his ass.

What do you think? Would you still hit it?

- Dewitt

Photo credit: Chris Watts / INF Photo

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