10 Blog Posts I Didn’t Write This Morning

This adorable picture of Jimmy Fanz putting a piece of sausage into his mouth almost inspired me to write a dumb blog entry about how he should put my penis in his mouth instead. Oh hey! Have you ever wondered about what doesn’t make the cut here on Manhunt Daily? Here’s your chance to find out.

I’ve rounded up ten things that I didn’t write full posts about this morning. There are dicks! There are butts! There are celebrities! There are… Knives? Yeah, um, it’s probably for the best that I kept my mouth shut (or fingers dormant) in most of these cases.

- Dewitt

Click through to see what I was too lazy to write about this morning:

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1. HELP! My Dick Is Blogging About Breakfast.

PREVIOUSLY - HELP! My Dick’s Blogging About Josh Long.

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2. Tom Bull Humped A Bed (And Now I’m DEAD & In Heaven)

PREVIOUSLY – Beard Me Now: Tom Bull & Humpmaster 3

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3. Put Eliot Glazer On My Television. Please & Thank You.

PREVIOUSLY - Eliot Glazer As Oprah Winfrey Is Pretty Great

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4. “This Ninja Is On A Cum Mission”

(This was an actual subject heading for an e-mail from JapanBoyz.)

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5. Secret Sex: Samuel L. Jackson

PREVIOUSLY – The conflicted existence of our Secret Sex series.

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6. iPhone Wars: Battle of This Guy With A “Poop!” Wristband

PREVIOUSLY – The current existence of the iPhone Wars series.

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7. Hi! I Want To Eat This Ginger Butt.

PREVIOUSLY – Adam Stray‘s equally edible butt cheeks.

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8. Um, Is Fratpad Doing Blackface?

ALSO – They painted his balls too.

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9. 91 Facts About Betty White For Her 91st Birthday

PREVIOUSLY – Robert Pattinson & Betty White Looking HAWT Together

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10. The Cure For Insecurity About Penis Size

PREVIOUSLY – How To Plan Your European Vacation