I am genuinely concerned that some of you have not taken advantage of Next Door World‘s utterly epic, once-in-a-lifetime sale. There are absolutely no excuses! Twelve sites for the price of one, five updates a week, over 2000 scenes and a discounted rate for your entire life. <— This means that, each month, you’re paying less than a penny for each scene.
If you’re still not convinced that it’s a good idea to hop in bed with Next Door World, I’ve rounded up fourteen very convincing reasons to consider it. You’d think that saying the names “Paul Wagner” and “Samuel O’Toole” would be enough, but alas, some folks aren’t as easy as I am.
Click through to view all fourteen reasons (and ejaculate):
1. PAUL WAGNER’S EVERYTHING: There are 32 Paul Wagner scenes available through Next Door World. For me, that alone is worth $14.95. When you put things into perspective, you’d be paying less than fifty cents for each of those scenes, and that’s a small price to pay to watch one of the MOST HANDSOME MEN IN THE WORLD take it up the ass.
6. SAMMY O’TOOLE’S ASS: We wouldn’t write three Everything Butt posts about any man’s cheeks! Sammy’s muscular globes caught our attention on (and off) screen, and his fuzzy crack always had us coming back for more. Sometimes, we’d fast-forward through his hardcore scenes just to get to the part where the cameraman focuses on his glutes, as he thrusted his equally perfect cock into his scene partner’s hungry holes… Le sigh! Those were the days.
7. PRE-FUZZY TRENT LOCKE: This, of course, falls into the “before they were stars” category, but you’ve got to admit that it’s weird (in a good way) to watch hairy sex machine Trent Locke in his twunkier phase. It makes his retirement all the more bittersweet…
8. MMF BISEXUAL SCENES: There are few sites that produce bisexual porn where all three performers are equally involved. You might have to dig a little harder for them, but Next Door World has dozens for your masturbational pleasure.
11. BRYAN COLE IN THIS THREESOME: It takes talent to look this good when you’re getting stuffed in both ends… Just kidding! Most men look great getting double-dicked, but Bryan Cole in particular looks VERY great. He should never be seen without two dicks inside of him. Never ever.
12. PARKER LONDON’S EVERYTHING: I’m a fan of the 2012 version of Parker London, though I can understand why someone would lean towards his trimmer, more boyish days as a performer. You can see him in 42 different clips on Next Door World, which rounds out to less than 36 cents per video.