I will never stop being fascinated by the magnificent ass-quake that occurs every time Marcus Ruhl gets fucked doggystyle. With each thrust made toward his sex-starved hole, we all get to witness his thick, lightly hairy cheeks jiggling in a hypnotic fashion that’d make any top […]
Day: January 17, 2013
Twink Tank: Misha Akunin
Do not be alarmed! Do not adjust your computer screens! And, perhaps most importantly, do not put your dicks back into your pants! This is an emergency edition of our Twink Tank series, brought to you by my extreme desire to slam the living daylights […]
Underwear Drawer: Yadier Rodriguez
Hot male models in underwear make my world go round. And if you’re reading this, they probably make yours spin, too. Yadier Rodriguez is fiery. How can I tell when I find someone fiery? Because their tribal tattoos don’t make my lip curl back in […]
Wonderful. Now I Have To Watch “American Idol” This Season.
My heart breaks for Keith Urban. In the video you’re about to watch, dude looks completely shell-shocked by the massive SHADE being tossed back and forth over his head by Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. Even Urban’s wife Nicole Kidman’s iciest glares don’t cause him […]
Lincoln Gates Pumps A Load Out of Anthony Clark
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m the type of guy who doesn’t like to blow until my bottom’s fully satisfied. This makes me highly incompatible with dudes who are like “GIVE ME ALL YOUR CUM!”, because honestly, I’d much rather pump multiple loads […]
10 Blog Posts I Didn’t Write This Morning
This adorable picture of Jimmy Fanz putting a piece of sausage into his mouth almost inspired me to write a dumb blog entry about how he should put my penis in his mouth instead. Oh hey! Have you ever wondered about what doesn’t make the […]
Ari Hest: “Something To Look Forward To”
Ari Hest is a singer-songwriter I became obsessed with a decade ago thanks to songs like “Consistency“, “Caught Up In Your Love” and “Terms and Conditions“. At some point, I outgrew his music, forgot about him or decided to listen to music with more screaming… […]