Gay Ass Gossip: Jamie Bell Is With Child
ITEM – Sexy (but straight) British actor Jamie Bell’s semen works. His actress wife Evan Rachel Wood is knocked up. They got married last October, and I’m still salty at this bitch for stealing my man!
Remember when i said, “No baby on the way here” Well, I didnt know there actually was!pic.twitter.com/wnig1nRK Thanks for all your warm wishes. We are very happy. I’m gonna be a mama!
How dare you rub it in! I would have given him a baby. Somehow. Besides, you’re damaged goods. You repeatedly had sex with Marilyn Manson! How do you come back from that and land someone hot?
– J. Harvey
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