Gay Ass Gossip: Lance Armstrong Is A Filthy Liar (But Doping Did Give Him Body)
ITEM - Disgraced multiple Tour De France-winning asshole Lance Armstrong told Oprah Winfrey that it’s true, he’s been doping for years. And confirmed that every single one of his victories in the Tour De France involved doping. AND confirmed that he knew he was a lie-teller even as he went and sued people who dared accuse of him doping in the past. What a dick. In other news, wow – doping and cycling sculpt a body, don’t they?
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ITEM - This pairing is reviving some of my fap fantasies from…I’m not gonna say when. Classic 90210 (the only one, IMHO) actors Jason Priestley and Ian Ziering were spotted canoodling in Beverly Hills recently. Good for them for coming out about their relationship., Ok, this item is a total lie (don’t get all “Cody Cummings isn’t gay!” on me). I just saw this pic on TMZ, and was reminded that I used to have such a hard-on for Steve Sanders. I could care less about Brandon Walsh, but I totally wanted to have Ian suck me off, and then wipe my dick off in his permy mullet.
ITEM - Bradley Cooper had his hair permed for a screen test, and it resulted in a fantastic Bradley Cooper/Hugh Jackman (via DListed) flirtation photo. But I can’t get behind the after-effects on his hair. I WOULD still get behind Bradley in every other way, however. This goes to show that ANYONE can have a bad hair day. Even Victor Garber’s side piece.