He’s Gay: Matt Dallas

Congratulations to the insanely cute actor, Matt Dallas. The former Kyle XY star Tweeted an engagement announcement yesterday. To a dude! Check out the pic of Dallas’ fiance, Los Angeles-based musician Blue Hamilton, after the break. That’s Matt’s beloved. Gay rumors about Matt have been out there for aeons, but there’s gay rumors about everyone. I heard your grandad gives good head, right? Since the demise of Kyle XY, Matt’s been in a couple of Hallmark movies. So he’s keeping that gay fanbase. And that middle-aged lady fan base. Go Matt!

The one thing I took away from Kyle XY (I watched it once) was that he didn’t have a belly button. And I was way concerned that there might be something wrong with his peen as well. But it was ABC Family, so there was no way they were going to address that issue. Prudes.

- J. Harvey

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