It’s uncertain why I don’t pay more attention to the Black Spark. His target demographic seems to be “people who want to watch angsty, artsy videos of hipster boys fucking to Solange Knowles“, and if there were a club night dedicated to such an idea, I’d be there faster than you can say “optimistic red velvet walrus“.
Or I’d just be staying inside, like I usually do, masturbating to videos like this. That’s much, much more likely.
- Dewitt
Click through to watch “I honestly felt like I wasn’t ready”:
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