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January 25, 2013

iPhone App Says It Can Accurately Measure Your Peen For Condom Sizing

A company called VM Enterprises is selling Condom Size, an app on the iPhone store that claims to “educate the male population on the proper condom placement and the proper condom size.” Oh, good. Because sometimes when you’re down at the Walgreens, you forget your cock size.

How does it work? In the directions, it asks you to “hold your hard member” against the ruler it provides you on your smartphone’s screen to measure length. To measure girth, you’re supposed to wrap a “piece of string” around your cock and then straighten the string out against the same ruler. Remember – measuring from your butthole doesn’t count when you’re measuring length! I’ve met dudes on Manhunt that are obviously employing that tactic.

Seeing as Apple is pretty chaste about sex stuff, this should stay up in the iPhone store for about ten more minutes.  So you better get it now! I would be remiss if I didn’t remind you that Manhunt Mobile is a much more entertaining and useful web app, and all you have to do is enter “” in your iPhone or Android’s web browser.

– J. Harvey (Thanks to Blackout Blog for the heads-up.)

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Eddie 1:15am on January 27, 2013

I always wear. I don't like STDs... I prefer to live my life without them.

  • RoadRunner86

    Technology marches on!

    So I will be looking forward to seeing guys holding their hard members against their iphones in the condom aisle at Walgreens!

  • artjunky

    I feel for the guys who are gonna have to wait until the iPhone 9 comes out before they can fully use the app.

  • artjunky

    Or those who will be looking to see if the app works on the iPod nano.

  • lo

    who wears condoms nowadays ??

  • Eddie

    I always wear. I don’t like STDs… I prefer to live my life without them.