Josh Brolin Shaves His Chest?
Josh Brolin has always struck me as the manliest of men whose chest must be brimming with furry follicles. What a shock to find out that he’s almost entirely silky smooth in that particular region. Even his nipples! Josh appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and, during a discussion of what alpha males they both were, bared his chest.
BROLIN: You backed off, you backed off. See I saw the hair on your fingers, I thought ‘he is more of a man than I am’.
STEWART: No, I’m more of an otter than you. You’re not a hirsute gentleman, because I thought…
BROLIN: A hir-sute what’s that?
STEWART: Like a hairy…
BROLIN: Do you want to see?
Hell yes! All hot actors should be doing this when they’re whoring a movie. In fact, they shouldn’t be allowed shirts. I don’t care how cold Letterman keeps his studio. We want nipples.
Back to Brolin. Do you think he shaves his chest? Is there wax involved or is he naturally hairless? And if so, why? Why murder your fuzz? Chest hair is sexy.
- J. Harvey
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