Quickie: DJ Brian Maier

Ke$ha has a (bad) song called “Fuck Him, He’s A DJ.” She was obviously having DJ Brian Maier handle her remixes, cuz’ DAMN. Normally, the DJ is wearing all black and hanging back in the shadows of the DJ booth unless he makes it big with a Rihanna collaboration or something. “Hot DJs” appears to be a new trend that I’m sure we can all sign off on. It started with Diplo, and Brian here just shot to the top of that list. I want him to spin, alright. ON THE END OF MY DICK. HAY-OH! Sorry, that sounded like it needed some kinda Andrew Dice Clay exclamation at the end.

- J. Harvey

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