Yikes! Does anyone else already miss the fourth season of RuPaul’s Drag Race? After last night’s premiere, I was feeling disappointed that there weren’t any “slap you in the face with their awesomeness” standouts like Latrice Royale or Sharon Needles. I developed slight aesthetic connections with Lineysha Sparx, Honey Mahogany, Vivienne Pinay and Ivy Winters, then slight personal connections with Alaska Thunderfuck, Coco Montrese and Monica Beverly Hillz… And I guess I maybe liked narcoleptic darling Jinkx Monsoon in both regards?
But, geez, it’s going to take a miracle for Detox, Alyssa Edwards, Jade Jolie or Roxxxy Andrews (aka Shannel 2.0) to win me over! The bareback Nazi twink porn certainly isn’t helping Ms. Jolie’s case, nor is her voice, her complete lack of style or my inability to get over the fact that she did FUCKING NAZI PORN.
Taking this into account, it was a relief to wake up this morning and find out that Sharon Needles released a new music video! Although “This Club Is A Haunted House” won’t become my new personal anthem, it’s a nice reminder that she exists and, therefore, everything isn’t awful.