Soccer Player Matt Jarvis Is Shirtless (Which Isn’t Really That Exciting, Since He’s Already Been Naked)
I’ve been in perpetual “SMH” mode with fellow gay blogs this week. First off, Ke$ha is not bisexual. Her quote from Seventeen magazine didn’t say she’s exclusively attracted to men and women. It said, “I don’t love just men. I love people. It’s not about a gender. It’s just about the spirit that exudes from that other person you’re with.”
That is the textbook definition of pansexual, basically. I’m sorry to get all liberal arts college on your asses, but to imply otherwise means you’re conforming to the gender binary (which is insulting to folks who assume gender identities beyond male or female).
Second of all, shut the fuck up about Fantasia! Her quote was interpreted out of context. Shady bitches were throwing Bible verses at her left and right, and she was simply trying to state that “nothing is like the Bible now“. The woman clearly (and I say this with love) isn’t good with words. Back off and stop being so reactionary.
Third of all, this.
Fourth of all, this (which wasn’t this week, but whatever).
Fifth of all, stop acting like you’re posting about soccer player Matt Jarvis‘ support for gay athletes for any other reason than the fact that he’s attractive and half naked. Nipples = page views for you… Furthermore, the man has already posed Cam Gigandet-style in a laundromat shoot for Cosmopolitan. Learn how to use Google!
Look, I’m not going to act like I’m the best journalist or fact-checker. I’m not going to act like I’ve never fallen victim to trolling. I’m not going to act like I spend more than half my day writing about anything but dicks and buttholes… But, geez, could the rest of you at least try to think beyond the headline?
Click through to see Matt Jarvis in a naked(ish) shot:
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