The Locker Room: Eric Decker

Eric Decker is a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos who’s extraordinarily handsome and (allegedly) has a very large cock. A lovely reader brought him to our attention yesterday afternoon, writing to us, “Have you seen this dude? Way prettier than my usual taste, but holy hell!”

Holy hell, indeed!

We were sold as soon as we clicked the link to pics of Decker’s “juicy ass legs”. I mean, those are some powerful-looking thighs! We wouldn’t mind having them wrapped around our ears, as he slams his cock down our throats and says filthy things about what he’s gonna do to our [redacted].

- Dewitt

Click through to see more of Eric Decker:

Assuming the position…

Dissatisfied that you’re not sucking his cock…

We love a man in uniform…

Guzzling it down…

Beard and a silly hat…

Other facial hair to tickle your taint…

One should always stretch before HOT LOCKER ROOM SEX…

Jump on it…

Jump on it (again)…

Power…

On his knees (or at least one of them)…

Hello jockstrap…

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too adorable to function…

Hello pectorals…

Hello abs…

Doing his best Channing Tatum impression, maybe…

What a butt, what a butt, what a mighty fine butt…

Doing the “model” thing…

Speaking of massive tree trunk thighs…

Needles are the WORST, and yet this is still sexy as fuck…

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