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January 9, 2013

The Locker Room: Eric Decker

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Eric Decker is a wide receiver for the Denver Broncos who’s extraordinarily handsome and (allegedly) has a very large cock. A lovely reader brought him to our attention yesterday afternoon, writing to us, “Have you seen this dude? Way prettier than my usual taste, but holy hell!”

Holy hell, indeed!

We were sold as soon as we clicked the link to pics of Decker’s “juicy ass legs”. I mean, those are some powerful-looking thighs! We wouldn’t mind having them wrapped around our ears, as he slams his cock down our throats and says filthy things about what he’s gonna do to our [redacted].

– Dewitt

Click through to see more of Eric Decker:

Assuming the position…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Dissatisfied that you’re not sucking his cock…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

We love a man in uniform…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Guzzling it down…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Beard and a silly hat…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Other facial hair to tickle your taint…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

One should always stretch before HOT LOCKER ROOM SEX…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Jump on it…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Jump on it (again)…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Power…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

On his knees (or at least one of them)…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Hello jockstrap…

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Too adorable to function…

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Hello pectorals…

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Hello abs…

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Doing his best Channing Tatum impression, maybe…

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What a butt, what a butt, what a mighty fine butt…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Doing the “model” thing…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Speaking of massive tree trunk thighs

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

Needles are the WORST, and yet this is still sexy as fuck…

sexy hot pictures of football player Eric Decker

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Michael! 4:36pm on January 10, 2013

He is a hottie. I know when I play pool myself, I love to make sure that my adorable puppy is in my jacket too because you just never know when a photo op might emerge. Hello ABS!

  • americanotico

    There is a current interview out there somewhere (by Toure) of a retired NFL player who has come out of the closet, discussing the gradual emancipation of gays in pro sports. I suggest that Dewitt research this and bring us the highlights~ or try: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/09/wade-davis-on-nfl-players-who-live-semi-open-gay-lives.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=cheatsheet_morning&cid=newsletter%3Bemail%3Bcheatsheet_morning&utm_term=Cheat%20Sheet

  • mitch

    just go to eric decker shirtless–these and others–I live in Denver and he is very very hot

  • mitch

    just go to eric decker shirtless–these and others–I live in Denver and he is very very hot

  • flynrv

    If the puppy pic doesn’t scream gay than I don’t know what does. Give me a break!

  • terrymck

    Dewitt, surely you can tell that he’s not stretching in that picture…he’s in full stride catching a pass. I know you were going for the funny caption but please try again.

  • terrymck

    Dewitt, surely you can tell that he’s not stretching in that picture…he’s in full stride catching a pass. I know you were going for the funny caption but please try again.

  • Eric Decker is so fucking drop dead gorgeous it should be a sin.
    I’ve been in lust for Mr. Decker for almost two years now. My interest piqued when I saw him don the pages of GQ. Hubba, hubba… sploosh.

  • Eric Decker is so fucking drop dead gorgeous it should be a sin.
    I’ve been in lust for Mr. Decker for almost two years now. My interest piqued when I saw him don the pages of GQ. Hubba, hubba… sploosh.

  • He is a hottie. I know when I play pool myself, I love to make sure that my adorable puppy is in my jacket too because you just never know when a photo op might emerge.

    Hello ABS!