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January 2, 2013

The Locker Room: Joel Dreessen’s Bare Ass

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Joel Dreessen is a tight end for the Denver Broncos who’s previously played for the New York Jets and the Houston Texans. You are about to see some pictures of his butt! There’s a really obvious “tight end” joke that we should probably be making here, but we’re going to avoid it for the sake of our journalistic integrity (or what’s currently left of it).

Dreessen’s meaty cheeks are so fine that I had to hijack The Locker Room from J. Harvey‘s tightly-clenched fingers to write this post. He will inevitably get revenge by stealing my Angela Lansbury-themed art collection or sleeping with Marcelo before I do.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Rugger Bugger

Click through to see Joel Dreessen’s bare ass:

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

Football player Joel Dreessen naked, butt, ass, nude

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ℜεx Gαηч♏ε∂ε. (Super Hero.) 11:29pm on January 5, 2013

i remember how it was to be a young prepubescent teen.. ..this sort of stuff would have both sent me over the edge, and had given me blue balls. at the same time.

  • Anne Noise

    Great ass, great back. I’m surprised by his beef, given his scrawny ass legs, but I happily approve. Love his love handles!

  • Adrian

    I’m a huge Football fan because I love the sport and such. But I always watch post-game locker room interviews and speeches hoping to see shots like this. I really wish we could see them more often. This is amazing!

  • Adrian

    I’m a huge Football fan because I love the sport and such. But I always watch post-game locker room interviews and speeches hoping to see shots like this. I really wish we could see them more often. This is amazing!

  • Mmmmm, beefy.

  • Rick

    I love football players’ asses. I used to hook with an ex-college player and he had such a nice big muscular ass, and eating it out and fucking it was AMAZING.

  • Anonymous

    We should start an organization dedicated to the appreciation of love handles.

  • Anonymous

    We should start an organization dedicated to the appreciation of love handles.

  • Anonymous

    We should start an organization dedicated to the appreciation of love handles.

  • Anonymous

    We should start an organization dedicated to the appreciation of love handles.

  • Anonymous

    Amen to that! My best fucks have been with ex football players, or folks who were currently playing at the time.

  • Anne Noise

    lovehandles.tumblr.com is taken but isn’t even being used. What a waste.

  • Anne Noise

    lovehandles.tumblr.com is taken but isn’t even being used. What a waste.

  • Anonymous

    Despicable! Who would steal such a perfect web address?

  • terrymck

    If you want love handles I’ve got plenty to spare. Perhaps I could sell them on your website.

  • Boomer84

    NFL ass is the best…well actually Rugby wins overall.

  • boredat2am

    Share some of your stories 😀

  • Cool_Kid

    I remember watching Inside the NFL on HBO as a kid. They’d show footage from inside the locker room after the games and at times you can see a player’s ass.

  • hman

    He’s definitly a tight end :-p

  • hman

    He’s definitly a tight end :-p

  • hman

    He’s definitly a tight end :-p

  • hman

    He’s definitly a tight end :-p

  • hman

    He’s definitly a tight end :-p

  • i remember how it was to be a young prepubescent teen..
    ..this sort of stuff would have both sent me over the edge, and had given me blue balls.

    at the same time.