The Oscar nominations were announced this morning! I would be more excited about this if, within the past year, I saw any films beyond Beasts of The Southern Wild, Damsels In Distress and Men In The Sand… Only one of those movies will be up for an Academy Award. I’ll let you take a guess (and, no, Kyle King‘s mustache was not nominated for “Best Supporting Actor”).
Now, without further ado, I bring you the only award show that matters in the long haul! Here’s beloved internet star Jiz at the 40th Annual Porn Awards, competing against Sigourney Weaver, Meryl Streep and Bea Arthur for the “Best Up The Butt Actress” award.
Click through to watch Jiz at thee 40th Annual Porn Awards: