WTF: Unicorns From Hell

In case you aren’t aware, 2013 is the year of the unicorn. The majestic, mythical beasts will stomp down vampires and zombies to claim their rightful place in pop culture’s upper echelons, as the cult classic Planet Unicorn finds new life on Netflix, Charlie the Unicorn appears in a reality show about life after internet fame, and HBO develops a series based on the sordid sex lives of the My Little Pony universe’s “horny” faction.

Also? This very, very strange song called “Unicorns From Hell” will become the world anthem, while we bow down to our unicorn overlords and kiss their hooves. Praise Princess Celestia!

(I’m in a weird mood today. Don’t mind me. I’ll go back to blogging about dicks before you know it.)

- Dewitt