Hey everyone! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again, and I am here to tell you about Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero‘s new website Guys In Sweatpants! You might already be familiar with it… But did you know that they are relaunching it as a hardcore porn site, featuring […]
My younger brother once brought his entire fraternity pledge class home for a weekend, and I just happened to be visiting home as well. Ok, I totally planned it. Anyway, the majority of them were hot but (assuming they were straight) I held myself in […]
Let’s get ready to rumble! It’s time for another thrilling round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, the “Who Wore It Better?” of dicks up butts. This week, the dick in question belongs to Jimmy Durano, and the buttholes answering its primal call can be found between […]
Like the rest of you, the high point of the Superbowl for me (well, the high point of all the after coverage) was the oiled thighs of Calvin Klein’s newest superstar model Matthew Terry. Those legs! That 18-pack! You couldn’t really make out his face, […]
Today, we discovered that hairy, hung porn star Bravo Delta has a tendency to answer fans’ questions and post absurdly sexy self-portraits on Tumblr. There’s one series, in particular, beginning with the caption “This is what it would look like if I was bottoming” that got our […]
Well hullo MVP Joe Flacco! You just won the Superbowl! And what will you be doing to celebrate your victory? Going to Disneyworld? Screw that! You and the rest of your sexy-ass teammates should go directly to my bedroom. I will absolutely be your […]
“Big fucking cock” is no exaggeration. The bearded, tattooed daddy bear you see above is a total fiend for dick. You’re about to see him swallow a huge rod all the way down to the base, and while the quality of the clip may not […]
The best thing about gay porn newcomer Colton Fox is that you just know he’s going to get better with age. I’m not saying I wouldn’t hold this boy down and fuck him senseless today, but after ten years and a couple extra pounds on […]
How’s everyone getting settled in this morning? Now that we’ve recovered from the combined forced of the Baltimore Ravens‘ win, Beyoncé Bowl and the unmusical vocabulary of Downton Abbey, we can all go back to staring at pretty models and talking about their butts… Because that’s what […]
“Beyoncé Silences Doubters With Intensity at Halftime” may sound like a tweet from a devoted follower of The Church of Destiny’s Child, but it’s an actual headline on The New York Times website right now. Look, you can throw your shade all you want: “Madonna […]
