Just as I was writing a sentence about Assad-Lawrence Hadi Shalhoub‘s name being a bit of a mouthful, it occurred to me that would only open up the door for bad jokes about mouths being full and other innuendo-laden references. Keep it in your pants, […]
Earlier this week, I received a frantic (yet somewhat mysterious message) on Tumblr from an individual claiming to be gay porn star, gorgeous human being and Lucas Entertainment exclusive Justin Cruise. Here is the unedited text: “Hey buddy, my name is Justin Cruise and I’m […]
Booker Award winning author Hilary Mantel risked her own beheading (probably) when she publicly tore The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton apart in print. “Kate Middleton,” Ms. Mantel wrote, “appeared to have been designed by committee and built by craftsmen, with a perfect plastic smile […]
If you’re looking to fuck a number of hot guys—and of course that’s what you want to do—you might want to consider booking the next flight to Heathrow. Earlier this month, Time Out London released its study of the city’s sex habits, and there were […]
The Oscars are coming up on Sunday, which is the kind of thing that I normally get at least a little bit excited about. This year it’s proving kind of difficult, though! Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy, is for some reason hosting, and most […]
Imagine shoving an entire Red Bull can up your ass. That’s what it’d be like to get fucked by XTube user thickestdck, who regularly posts homemade videos of himself and his tiny, anally-gifted boyfriend. You’ve got to give major props to the bottom in this […]
Yesterday, we posted the first few polaroids of the male contestants for Cycle 20 of America’s Next Top Model, and a composite of your responses would sound something like—“They are all sort of terrifying, with the major exception of Don.” Well, get ready to (maybe) […]
Is it too late to nominate Connor Patricks and Duncan Black for every single Academy Award ever, based on their expert acting performances in My Husband Is Gay‘s soon-to-be classic film “BUDDY BONERS NEED SOME ATTENTION!”? Sure, the Oscars are this weekend, but Hugh Jackman, Bradley […]
Every single gay man on the internet (all of them!) was abuzz this week when they realized that Arrow star Stephen Amell did a nude scene for a 2005 episode of Dante’s Cove… To which we say, where the fuck have you been for the past […]
There isn’t much I can say about hirsute COLT pin-up model Steve Kelso that wasn’t already covered right here in his first Flashback Friday entry. Blah, blah, blah! There was this one time that I saw him at a bar in New Jersey, and I was […]
