Although this video clip’s called “Prison Shower 4“, we’ve legitimately lost track of the number of scenarios involving Johnny Rapid, a prison shower, nightsticks and double penetration. We’re just going to assume this is the millionth time he’s been tag-teamed and taken advantage of by […]
Day: February 27, 2013
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men of The Week
“I wanna take a nap on his tongue.” That’s an exact quote from my colleague at Manhunt, shortly after he saw the shot above of Portuguese member Gaiense19. I didn’t even tell him that it was one of the men from our Manhunt Now newsletter! He […]
It’s Workout Wednesday, We Just Decided
Say what you will about the fashions of the 1980s, there were some good workout shorts. Check it out: four buff men in nothing but skimpy, silky little trunks. The camera’s not afraid to show us their butts, either, and I’m sure I’m not the […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Men of London Spunked
We know we say shit like this all the time, but if you watch one gay porn trailer this week, it should be the clip for Chi Chi LaRue‘s London Spunked. Everything about the action is sort of, dare we say it… Perfect? There’s something […]
God’s Doodle: The Life And Times of the Penis
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a penis will do some of his thinking with it,” says Tom Hickman, author of God’s Doodle: The Life And Times of the Penis. I somehow missed the book’s release in December, but […]
We Saw Your Junk
As we all know by now, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane pissed off a ton of people as the host of this weekend’s Oscars ceremony. His opening number, “We Saw Your Boobs“, was only one of many immature, unfunny, misogynist jokes throughout the night, which […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Esteban’s Unbelievably Big Penis
There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
Drawn To You: Wolverine Goes Gay With Hercules, Nerd Boners Explode.
Truth be told, you don’t even have to be a comic book nerd to appreciate the idea of Wolverine making out with mythological hero Hercules. (We can all thank Hugh Jackman for that.) There have apparently been rumors swirling around since September that the two characters shared […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
AlunaGeorge: “Attracting Flies”
AlunaGeorge‘s “Attracting Flies” was accurately described by Stereogum as “probably the sweetest song about telling someone he is full of shit”. It also serves as the first time I’ve officially understood the growing hype around the English duo, who have gained both critical and public […]