“Beyoncé Silences Doubters With Intensity at Halftime” may sound like a tweet from a devoted follower of The Church of Destiny’s Child, but it’s an actual headline on The New York Times website right now. Look, you can throw your shade all you want: “Madonna is a true queen!”, “This bitch just yells a lot!”, “LOL, who? I was too busy guzzling Madonna’s pussy juices to watch!”, “Tears for LaTavia!”, “Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!”, etc.
But you are wrong. Don’t finish. Beyoncé had one of the best Super Bowl halftime shows of all time.
I’m mostly saying this because Michelle Williams popped out from under stage, and it was literally the best moment of my waking life… If you think I’m joking, then you (really) must not know ’bout me.
What did you think of the performance? Don’t be an idiot. Say you loved it.