Celebrity Skin: James Wells

If you’ve been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with “his” penis. Naturally, there’s a little back and forth on the internet about whether or not it’s real (because who doesn’t like a legitimate excuse to really get up close to the screen and take a good look).

All I can say is, if it’s not then we’ve come a long way from the days of Marky Mark’s Boogie Nights prosthetic and if it is, it seems like a rather absurd length (ha!) to go to to both do full-frontal and also not really have to do full-frontal. Still, either way, we applaud James for playing to his strengths which – according to his bio online – also include modeling, kickboxing and stunts. This. Is. Spar…tacus: War of the Damned (Well Hung).

- Charley Flynn