Close Your Eyes And Think Of England

If you’re looking to fuck a number of hot guys—and of course that’s what you want to do—you might want to consider booking the next flight to Heathrow. Earlier this month, Time Out London released its study of the city’s sex habits, and there were a few shockers. For one thing, gay men are twelve times as likely than straight men to break the three-digit mark when it comes to sex partners. (Or maybe that’s not surprising, if you’ve ever actually used Manhunt.) The average number of partners for gay men in the survey is 60, while our straight friends had a far more conservative 13 notches on their bedpost.

But even more notable than that, a whopping 23% of London men say that they have had or would consider having gay sex. Which is a lot more than the number of openly gay men that live in any city I’ve ever heard of. And which is great news, considering how slutty the gay men of London seem to be based on this survey.

Speaking of London and its sex-crazed residents, here’s our old slutty straight friend Paddy O’Brian in the third installment of Men of UK‘s Mates series. In this chapter, he and his buddy Paul Walker are getting ever closer to confessing their eagerness to fuck one another’s asses. Instead they hire a surrogate, Darius Ferdynand, and take turns showing him what kind of fun straight guys really like to have. Darius takes it like a champ and Paul has a good time, too. But of course it’s Paddy, with his rock-hard dick and rock-hard body, that’s the most fun to watch. Just seeing that hairy ass thrusting into Darius is going to keep my mind busy for the rest of the weekend.

- Lawrence

Photo credit: Men of UK

Watch Paddy, Paul and Darius in action below:

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