Dave Franco Continues To Be Gayer Than Christmas On Funny Or Die

He’s fucking hot. He’s short, and has a face that looks like he’s an evil bully, but I’d wear his ass like a feedbag. Dave Franco (“the hotter Franco” – Dewitt) keeps making vids for Funny Or Die depicting him in homoerotic situations. In this new one, “Real Life Horse”, Dave and LA Clippers player DeAndre Jordan take their game of Horse off the court and into various manly arenas. It culminates in a dick size contest. Franco loses (I’d get snarky about perpetuating stereotypes but we blog about dick here and I have yet to see an African-American man with micropeen) but we don’t cuz’ he looks really good with his shirt off.

You find out in the end that Dave Franco is 5’7 and a half. That means he’s just slightly shorter than me. Which means if we were to meet up, he’d give me head first. The shorter guy always gives head first. It’s like a rule or something. Please keep these gay-ass vids coming, Dave.

- J. Harvey

Real Life H-O-R-S-E! with Dave Franco & DeAndre Jordan from Dave Franco