ITEM - Bradley Cooper’s publicist posed as a model named Laura Simpson to tell InStyle Weekly that she stopped dating Cooper cuz’ he’s a foot freak. Simpson was supposedly set up on a date with her by his The Silver Linings Playbook co-star Jennifer Lawrence. The two went out a few times, but Laura reportedly nixed it because Bradley wanted to stick his cock between her piggies.
InTouch Weekly (via DListed):
“After a bunch of dates, things got very awkward. He was always touching her feet. It was weird, so she broke it off. [They had] six real dates and were hooking up for about a month.”
I believe this story. I believe this story if the actual toes he had his cock flossing were hairy.

ITEM - Sexy ass Taye Diggs doesn’t waste time with a home security system or a shotgun under the bed. If you break into his house, he will fuck you up. Diggs got back from presenting at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday night and went to bed. Some simpleton broke into his house that night and Taye’s beautiful ass scared him off. That wasn’t good enough for Deputy Diggs, who chased that dude down, tackled him, and held him until the police got there. Taye was so formidable that the burglar’s getaway driver left his ass! Taye Diggs is a badass bitch.

ITEM – Foot fetishist (see above) Bradley Cooper and Ryan Gosling have a new flick together. It’s called The Place In The Pines, and it’s about two sexy fuckers who begin an epic romance after they meet on Fire Island. Actually, it looks like it’s about a bank robber and a cop or something equally boring. My idea is way better.
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