Guys In Sweatpants: The Best Website In The HISTORY OF THE INTERNET?!?!?

Hey everyone! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again, and I am here to tell you about Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero‘s new website Guys In Sweatpants! You might already be familiar with it… But did you know that they are relaunching it as a hardcore porn site, featuring real gay men having real gay sex? That is right! There will not be any limp-dicked straight guys taking it up the ass! These are all men who love having sex with men, and it shows when you see the gigantic loads they blow with one another.

I will be saving up an extra big load for Anthony and Austin, because I know Dewitt will be fondling me heavily when the site launches on February 7th. I am especially excited to see Ben Driver in action! Have you seen his dick? It is so much bigger than me! I would be hard as a rock if Dewitt had that monstrous shaft down his throat.

What else is there to say? You should watch this trailer and say hello to your dicks for me. Bye!

- Dewitt’s Dick

Photo credit: Guys In Sweatpants

Find out what Austin and Anthony have in store for us below:

Be sure to check out Guys In Sweatpants when it launches on February 7th!